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bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

bubblypopcorn:

I love yahoo answers holy fuck 

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:


hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


maybe they are each other’s moms

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

maybe they are each other’s moms

smiles-so-beautiful:

unsociablewhore:

helloquat:

unsociablewhore:

guys if I cut off my right butt cheek would I be left behind

DELETE YOUR BLOG

excuse you but that took me an hour and a half to come up with and i am a genius therefore this post was genius now shush u rude blockheaded crouton.

RUDE BLOCKHEADED CROUTON

❝ I want you to feel something when you hear my name ❞

poisuun (via poisuun)

"It’s hard to imagine unstoppable energy stopped. - Meryl Streep

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

THE MAGIC BEGINS

Favourite Movie → Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
"Hermione! When have our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there and all hell breaks loose!"

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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"I don’t shave when I’m not working."  xxxx

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts

momgenes:

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.