why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
maybe they are each other’s moms
guys if I cut off my right butt cheek would I be left behind
DELETE YOUR BLOG
excuse you but that took me an hour and a half to come up with and i am a genius therefore this post was genius now shush u rude blockheaded crouton.
RUDE BLOCKHEADED CROUTON
"It’s hard to imagine unstoppable energy stopped.” - Meryl Streep
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
Favourite Movie → Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
"Hermione! When have our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there and all hell breaks loose!"
I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters
so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts
A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.