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I'm Natalie.

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"That's when she realized what's great about sports: They take your mind off your troubles, if only for a moment."
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surprisebitch:

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homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

tuhree:

guys be like she gotta have a small waist thique ass big tiddies cook clean support me never yell or voice her opinion
girls be like i hope this one won’t cheat or abuse me

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”